The Aaradonyx is a herbivore who is also a little queer native to the woodlands of southern Africa… The Aaradonyx enjoys math, ignoring the weight room, and consuming large amounts of shrooms before having a debate regarding the new star wars movie. The Aaradonyx also forgets to shave frequently and wears his beloved math team sweater for weeks or months at a time (without washing it). Sadly the Aaradonyx is bullied all the time, by his peers, his siblings, his teachers, his parents, even his grandparents get in on a little brown claw (puts claw in butthole). Aaradonyx is greek for earth claw, so on top of having a disgraceful appearance the Aaradonyx also has a humiliating name. You think at least in his humiliating life he could have a cool name but no.. “Hey earth claw! Did you just blow in from nerd town? Benny the demon claw lady…
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